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Saturday, October 9, 2010

THE ADVENTURES OF JIMMY NIKOLA: 8TH GENUFLECTION

[X] Head to the Mall

The mall sounds like the best place to go from here. You nod sagely, remembering that about 60% of zombie movies and/or games involve or take place in a mall. You carefully avoid remembering that of those 60%, 90% entailed most or all of the people involved dying. The mall has food, drinks, weapons, and all the games, animu and mango you can carry. The mall is objectively the best choice.

As far as escaping goes, there are the people at the graveyard, and the people at the church. Neither of them are leaving at the moment, so you should have some time to get some supplies from the mall.  You turn around and start heading in the direction of the mall. It was opposite the direction you were going, but it's not that far, so it isn't that much of an issue. You should probably look into getting a map.

At this point in time, the zombies are little more than an annoyance. There are maybe 10 every block, so it's easy enough to walk around them. However, due to your boredom and the fact that there is nobody (living) to see you, you begin dodging them dramatically.

"HOO-HA!" You yell, as you leap away from a zombie 3 yards away, swinging your sword like a maniac.

"You think you are fast? I will show you the secrets of the Lovely Beam!"

You take a dramatic pose, sword brandished, and advance upon the zombie, who is shuffling towards you at a breakneck crawl.

"The secret is this: It is neither a beam, nor lovely."

"TAKE THIS! LOOOOOOOOVELYYYYYYYYY BEAAAAAAAAAAAAMUUUU~!"

You stab the zombie in the face.

"Let your sins wash away in the flow of the love rays," you quote.


Friday, October 8, 2010

OTL

Sorry for the lack of updates today. I woke up a bit late and didn't have time to write it this morning, and then I worked from 1 to 8:30, because one person quit and one person had a week's suspension today, the busiest fucking day of the week. I think I'm also getting sick, as well. I'm exhausted, but I promise to have a new post tomorrow when I get off work, and it will be spectacular-tastic. Weekends will probably see less frequent updates and updates at odd times because of my work schedule, so I'll try to do two updates a day on the weekdays to make up for it. Maybe more if I get a creative hair up my butt.


Thursday, October 7, 2010

THE ADVENTURES OF JIMMY NIKOLA: 7TH GENUFLECTION

You manage to fight your way through the zombie's enclosing you into the alley, and you continue along your way, hurrying through the streets. There are only a few zombies in the street at this point, so it's possible to slow them with your blade, or just directly walk around them. You should count your blessings, because you know it's going to be worse. You've seen the movies. After a while, you decide to take a breather and log back in to F.O.R.T.U.N.E. to see if there are any updates.





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F.O.R.T.U.N.E.
{X} - GOASTS


Tesla!CoilpuFjLo   Fri, Oct 1 20X0 10:38 Post. 5961098

So, how is everybody doing? I managed to get out of there pretty easily, thanks to that advice. I used a Cirno figurine :3. Somebody on here was talking about a church, right? Is it still safe? What about that waffle house, and the graveyard and that other place? Anybody have any updates on that?



Bromander(Bro-kemon #004)!ChAriZ4rDo  Fri, Oct 1 20X0 10:39 Post. 5961100

Hey, right on, bro. I'm actually at that waffle house. It's me, an older couple, a 10 year old girl, and some other guy. He keeps going out into the mall looking for more survivors. I've been staying here, trying to keep those fucking deadfags out of here. It hasn't been easy. If someone is in the area, we could really use a hand.




Rohan!Bo0s7Er9i8 Fri, Oct 1 20X0 10:39 Post. 5961104

Holy shit, there are actually people alive in the mall? I've got a group of like 12 people here, we're gonna raid the mall. If you want out, that's probably your best bet. What are your Weapon Modes, btw? I've got Riflemode, and most of us were smart enough to go with guns, tho we got a couple of ClubModes.




Bromander(Bro-kemon #004)!ChAriZ4rDo  Fri, Oct 1 20X0 10:40 Post. 5961110

I got ShotgunMode, the old man has CaneMode, the old lady doesn't have any mode, the little girl has Yo-YoMode, and the other guy has, uh... CameraMode.






Anonymous Fri, Oct 1 20X0 10:40 Post. 5961111
>>5961105
 >CameraMode
Also, check dem quads. 







Anonymous Fri, Oct 1 20X0 10:40 Post. 5961118

>>5961105 
>and the other guy has, uh... CameraMode.


What a tool.


>>5961111
>My face when 




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DJNeet!w3Eab0O7ua Fri, Oct 1 20X0 10:45 Post. 5961274

We ran into a mite of a ... snag... when fixing up the bus. We are still in the church, but we probably will not be able to leave until 1:30 or 2:00 at the latest. No shortage of supplies, and we can use some more warm bodies. We lost a couple in said snag. The only people still remaining with a pulse  are me, the priest, and 5 others. (We have plenty of room on the bus. Please come.)



JessieIsMyWaifu!M3owTh5zg6 Fri, Oct 1 20X0 10:47 Post. 5961281

At the graveyard still, but I don't think I'll be here much longer. No zombies coming out of the graves, of course. (I'm looking at you,  >>5961098) But the fact that it's open-air means we're getting quite a number of zombies attacking the fence. They can't get in, luckily, but people are starting to get restless, so we're planning on heading out the back gate and getting the fuck out of dodge. The graveyard has a road that leads out into the countryside. We're gonna take it. Leaving at 11:15, so if you want to join us, you'd better hurry.



Goastly!W0oO0p1qns Fri, Oct 1 20X0 10:47 Post. 5961292

If anybody is out there, somebody PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come help me. ZOMBIES ARE POUNDING ON MY DOOR. OH GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME. THEY'RE BREAKING THROUGH MY DOOR. i HAVE MY ENTRTEAINMENT CENTER PUSHELDS UP AGAINST THE DOOR, I DONT'TH THEINK IT WILL NOLD THEOM THOUGH, PLEASEF OCOME AND HELP ME.
201 MUSTANG ARMS, MADISON AVENUTE. IT'S JUST OFF 24TH STRET
201 MUSTNAG ARMS MADISON AVENTUE. PLEASE HELP ME 


 Wow, there's a lot going on. You're on 24th street right now... What... should you do?

[] Head for the Church
[] Head for the Graveyard
[] Meet up with the raiding party
[] Head for the Mall
[] Go help that Goastly person
[] Stake it out on your own
[] Genuflect

Vote in comments.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

THE ADVENTURES OF JIMMY NIKOLA: 6TH GENUFLECTION

"Hmm. What to do..."

You ponder your choices.

"I guess... that church is my best bet for getting out of here. I'm on 25th street right now, so I could stop by the graveyard on my way over, and maybe look into that waffle shop."

Your stomach growls. You aren't used to this much action in a day. It's made you very hungry. You eat ONE (1) of your GAMER FUEL bars. You have 3 remaining.

"So... I guess I should get going, then..."

You climb down the fire escape and unlatch the ladder, causing it to slide down its railing and hit the ground with a loud crash. The zombies in the street slowly jerk to face you.

"Shit."

You speed down the ladder as fast as cautiously possible, and make it down to ground level in a minute flat.

"I did it!"

You turn around to find a balloon floating above you, proclaiming "CONGRATULATIONS!" You smile for a second, before realizing the balloon in question is attached by some string to the arm of a zombie in a tuxedo. The zombie stares blankly at you, chewing on its tongue. You are frozen in place, as the zombie turns its attention to the balloon instead. You shuffle past it and run into the street.

The rest of the zombies are starting to close in on you.

"Shit! This isn't going to work."

You leap back up the ladder to the safety of the fire escape. Once there, you log back onto F.O.R.T.U.N.E.


Tuesday, October 5, 2010

THE ADVENTURES OF JIMMY NIKOLA: 5TH GENUFLECTION

[X] Fight

The zombie lunges towards you, grasping for you with claw-like fingers.

"I... I..."

You scurry backwards, away from the thing's hungry advance.

"How can I fight them. I'm just... just a nerd. I can't even..."

The zombie pauses in your doorway, staring you down. It slowly hunkers down as it gets ready to leap.

"No way... I can't..."

Suddenly, a voice rings in your head.

"Giving up already?"

Your eyes fly open in shock. Who...? You look around your room, and your eyes happen onto a figurine of Kamina, highlighted by some chance in a beam of sunlight.

"You aren't going to give up before you've even started, are you? What kind of life is that?! Jimmy, don't believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you!"

The zombie howls and leaps at you.

"ANIKI! I BELIEVE!"

You draw your sword.

THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING!

REBEL 1! 
ACTION!


Monday, October 4, 2010

THE ADVENTURES OF JIMMY NIKOLA: 4TH GENUFLECTION

[X] Block the door

"Oh shit, oh shit!" you muse, regarding the footfalls of the zombies pounding up the stairs with a moment of tender and abject horror. You quickly run and grab the nearest piece of furniture, your living room display case of figurines. You stop and shake your head.

"Not even for zombies."

Instead, you rush to your coffee table, hesitate for a moment, then upend it, scattering a few animu figurines onto the ground. You drag the table to the door and push it up against the frame, before rushing to move your couch against it.

You just barely have enough time to place a potted plant on the couch for weight before a zombie slams up against the table.It grunts in frustration, hitting the table a few times. The sounds of more zombies come closer, as its friends arrive as well. They seem to confer for a moment before one of them reaches in the space above the table, searching for prey. When nothing is found, the zombies begin pounding and scratching at the table.

You watch intently. Your heart pounds in time with the falling blows of their hands, but it seems as if the table will hold.

For now.

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Vidya Internet Playlist: http://vip.aersia.net/vip.swf
Some really, and I mean REALLY awesome songs from Vidya Gaems. I believe a large majority of them are remixes, but there is not one song on here that does not sound fucktastically awesome.

A few of my favorites are:
Jet Set Radio Future - Funky Dealer
Einhander - Shudder
Iji - Tor
Metal Gear Solid 3 - Snake Eater
Megaman 3 - takrockers!! - Start To Playing
Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening - Tal Tal Mountain Range (Oh my god, yes)

Those are just a few. Which ones are your favorites?

Sunday, October 3, 2010

THE ADVENTURES OF JIMMY NIKOLA: 3RD GENUFLECTION

[X]JAPANESE SWORD MODE.

You pick up your Authentic Japanese Stainless Steel Katana (Made in Taiwan) and open your INVENTORY MATRIX. 

You place it squarely into your BATTLE GRID and equip it, setting your BATTLE MODE to Japanese Sword Mode.


Your Katana has 2 grids open on its ENHANCEMENT PLATFORM. You can add and remove objects as you please, altering your katana in new and exciting ways. You have a variety of objects around your room which can perhaps serve this purpose. Right now, you have more important issues at hand. The zombies are pounding up the stairs, coming straight for you! You pocket your katana and run to your front door. A cursory glance reveals that it is in pieces. A closer examination reveals that it is more specifically in eight pieces. Clearly, this won't afford much defense. What to do?

[] Block the door with something, hurry!
[] Try to hide somewhere
[] Go out the kitchen window, onto the fire escape
[]Go to your neighbor's and hole up in there
[]Go back to your room, Enhance your sword, and FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT!
[]Genuflect