GOD HOUSEKEPING: THE GRAND FINALE
A fanfiction by Midnitelulz
dbz is copywrite bandai. martha stewart is copyrite nobody cuz you cant copyrite people.
Chichi walked into the house and was very shocked to see her husband and her son having asex with all these pbeiple, especaily her guest martha Sterwrat.
:goku, that is not hospitality!" she cryed. "let me show you hospitaltiy >:) she grinned like that evil.
She undied her pants to revel a super-long mega-dildo taped to her forehead. "UR SUPERSAIYAN, BUT I'M SUPER-SEXAN' (lololol) she yeld, and headbut martha stewart in the face with her dong forehead face.
"arglblarg' said martha sterwar, because she had a dong in her mouth, and couldn't talk at all.
"okay, that's " said goku, and went supersaiyan 65 in her vagind. suddenly, someone else came in the room and it was vegeta, who glowed at goku and said "
Oh no, "said goku, and he grabed martha sterwrat by the hips and aimed at the sky with his her.
"CUM-E-HAM-EHA!" he rored and shot web inside martha sterwat, who was blasted into the skky from the impolse. The evil was hit in the face with martha stwerat, who suddenly pulled out some potpurrri cannon and killed him with her it.
"good, we win." said krillin, who was dying from being hit by a car.
PS, then they used the dragon balls to have sex rorever.
Thrilling narrative, no? How about something different?
HOKUTO NO PIGPEN.
A Fist of the North Star/Peanuts crossover by MidniteLulz
Once upon a tiem, there was the peanuts gang, only they were in the future and it was very dark and gloomy because all the plants turned into desserts. The gang was dancing in the sand because schredder was playing his piano and they were trying to be happy, but all in the desert was only sadness.
"I wish we could have happy again" said Sally, who was hugging LInus, because he wes her sweet bagboon, but he wasn't really. He was a spy.
"The great pumpkin will save us!" said Linux.
:No." said Peppermint Patty, his sister. Linus stared at her.
'you'll see, the great pumpkin will save us."
Suddely, charlie brown, the leader of the bad guys, came riding up on a horse or a motercycle.
"Giv me your foods." he said holind a gun in his hand.
"you blockhead, " said lucy, before Charlie brown shot her in the face.
"anyone else want to smart talk at me haed?" said Herr Brown, cause that's what he was calling himself cause he was evil now, and had a pointy helment.
"No." said linus.
"Yes" said Marcie, and charlie brown shot her.
"oh no" said everyone. they were very sadder because they would soon die.
Suddenly, a shadow appeared.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Need more ideas. I'm gonna burn through them all very fast at this rate.