Sunday, October 10, 2010


[X] Mourn the loss of your body pillow.

Poor, poor Maido Misako. She was taken before her time. You will never forget the way she kept you warm at night ;_;.  You pick a flower from a small patch of dirt on the sidewalk and toss it onto her torn, slightly stained maido face. You reflect in a moment of silence, staring in the direction of the sun, lamenting the fact that it is not sunset, because damn, that would be perfect.

20X0 - 20X0

Now that that is settled, you suck up your tears and wonder what to do next. Is it even worth it? You sob into your PINA COLACOLYPSE, lamenting the death of your beloved waifu pillow, lamenting the cruelty of the world, and lamenting that you are not drowning your sorrows with something a bit more somber. Senor Pina, the rad sunglass-wearing pineapple mocks you with his extreme visage.

"Go away, fruit. I want to be alone." You toss the empty can into a dumpster.

Okay, enough melodrama. Let's figure out what to do now.

You drag yourself to your feet and continue on towards the mall. You decide to multi-task, and open F.O.R.T.U.N.E while you are walking.

/ {a} {b} {v} {x} {co} {tg} {ck} {k} {fit} {beta} {jp} /


Tesla!CoilpuFjLo   Fri, Oct 1 20X0 11:09 Post. 5961352

Zombies just ate my Maido Misako pillow. My poor waifu ;_; She didn't deserve that. Anybody else lose something or somebody very important to them? Also, I saw an orange zombie. It was crazy fast. A lot faster than normal zombies, or even normal people. It was like the Vin Diesel of zombies or something. Anybody else seen one of those? 

ResidentZombologist!bR4INS63rM Fri, Oct 1 20X0 11:10 Post. 5961358

Your pillow? That's uh... okay. Anyways, the orange ones, yeah. Okay, so those guys are very fast, and they can climb pretty well too. They  are called "Blitzers." That's the name I have given them, yes. They move extremely quickly, and are very aggressive. They aren't that smart though, they seem to rely more on sight than anything else.

There is the regular zombie, which is slow, hard to kill (although you don't have to only attack the head. It seems like if you do enough damage to their organs, they go down as well. They are just very resilient, is all.) and incredibly strong. On their own, they are not hard to dispatch or avoid, but in groups, they are a moving wall of death, and are capable of frenzy once blood has been spilled.

Other Strange zombies exist, and they all seem to have a color aura, which is odd. There are purple zombies, who can stretch their arms out like some sort of tentacle/grappling hook batman zombie thing. I have more information on other zombies, but I can't post it at the moment, I have to get moving. They've broken through my first barricade and I must abscond to higher ground. I shall return, friends.

Interesting. You bookmark the thread to check later. For now... oh my...

The road ahead is blocked by a huge 20-car pileup. If you want to get through, you are going to have to either backtrack and find a different street, or head through one of the buildings next to you. 


[]Turn around and find another cross-street.
[]Go through a building
[]Try to climb through the wreckage


  1. [x] Go through a building.

  2. Moving wall of death, eh? I like that.
    Ergh...uh..through the, the building.

    [X] Consult pillow
    Oh damn, that's right.

    [x] Go through a building.

  3. [x] Try to go through wreckage.

    Never know what kind of fun stuff you'll find :D
    Even if you don't make it x3.