Anybody here remember the Bonzi Buddy? You know, that crazy-looking child-molester ape that would sit on your windows and stare at you with dead, dead eyes while it downloaded spyware so ancient that it required you to download actual little men with false mustaches and vaguely european accents into your computer? That guy?
|This Motherfucker right here.|
Don't you yearn for those days when you could dick around with a purple ape and not have it be some sort of weird fetish/lifestlye? You DO? What the hell is wrong with you? Bonzi Buddy sucked ass.
In any case, now you can have all of the joy of a desktop pet with none of the hassle of digitally feeding it, washing it, defragmenting it, or cleaning up it's e-leavings. Hell, you can even pick them up with your mouse and throw them around, ASPCA be damned!
But, seeing is believing, or so atheists say, so have a looksie.
|MOTHER OF GOD.|
I may have gone a bit overboard for this picture, since they can get a bit resource-intensive (Normally, they will have more copies than shown here, but I wanted to snap the picture before they realized their advantage). However, running three of these little dudes at once shouldn't tax any decent system at all, and they provide hours of entertainment. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LEAVE IT RUNNING OVERNIGHT. THEY WILL DISCOVER DEMOCRACY AND OVERTHROW YOU.
You can find the original here.
Here is a pack of a shitload of different Shimeji, for your viewing pleasure.
I have to cut this post short, they're acting up a bit.