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Monday, November 29, 2010

WARHAMMER 40K-ON PART 2

WARHAMMER 40K-ON: DAWN OF MOE: KAWAII ASSAULT
A fanfic by MidniteLulz

Team Ho-Goku Teatime was coming back from their battle. They had killed all the orkz and the universe was safe again. IT was safe except for the other bad guys, the Chaos. They were people who were overtaken by the warp, and were evil now. The girls went to the commander, Commisar Sawako, and saluted.

"Mission complete, Commisar" they said, and grinned  asmile. 

"Good job, girls, said Sawako, but you have to defeat Chaos too. We have some help for you, you should go meet him.

"Okay."

They walked up to the punch bowl where there was an ultramarine getting drinks. There they saw a boy with a black hair and golden eyes. He was wearing a long cape that was black with gold trim and he had also a trencoat that was black. He had a katana on his back, that was 10 feet long.

"Wow." said Yui "The Rock" Johson. 'that guy looks pretty cool' she though.

"Oh my, these sausages are wrapped in bacon" says Mugi "The Rock" Moogster.

"Yui, what are you look-oh wow." said Ritsu "The Rock" Ritzy.

"THESE SAUSAGES ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS" said Mugi.

"H-hi... what's your name?" said asked yui to the guy.

"Hello. My name is Prince Martine "Darth Starkiller" Maxime. I'm the emperor's sun, but don't tell anybody. It's a secret. I'm a secret prince. You can call me "Prince".

"Nice to meet you, Prince. My name is Yui, but you can call me "The Rock."

"Okay, Yui." said Prince.

Suddenly, the alarm went off. "Oh no, we are attacked by demons said Sawako, pulling out a gun.

"don't worry I got it" said prince, and he flew off to the demons. There were 10 big demons all the size of giant demons, and the roared and started eating marines. Then Prince took out his sword and killed them in one swing of his katana.

"Nice try, demon." said Prince as he killed them.

"Wow." said Mio "The Rock" Mugi.

To be continue.

Friday, November 26, 2010

WARHAMMER 40K-ON Part 1

WARHAMMER 40K-ON: DAWN OF MOE
A fanfic by MidniteLulz

Once upon a time, there was a continget of space marines. This contigent was called "Ho-Goku Tea Time" and they were the strongest space marines in the world. They used the power of song to defeat the enemies of Humanity. There were names "Ritsu 'The Rock' Jonson, Yui 'Metal Head' Joshon, Mio 'Deathhaver' Junson, and Mugi ' The Moogster' Josoon. They were in a space marine band because their all were named simliiar to johnson. They made music. Music of battle.

"For the Empernyan! said Ritsu. She swung her drumsticks and hit her drum kit which was a bolter and it shot some orkz. 

"NEEDS MORE MUCKA!" said the ork, and grabbed his sword. He leapted at Ritsu, who gasped in shock and dropped her drumsticks, but she didn't die because Yui swung her chain-guitar and cut the ork into 4 pieces.


"Thanks, Metal Head" said Ritsue. "NO problem The Rock" said Yui.

Suddenly, there was a giant ork who was carrying a tank like a gun. There was a tank because they were on earth in the past. They were time-travellers, too.

"BANG" he banged, and shot them with bullets. They flew backwards, but Mio used her magical space marine powers to make a giant pillow and they were okay. Then Mugi ran a comb throu her hair and grabbed a lazer gun out of her leather jacket's pocket.

"There is nos ponn." she said, and shot the ork. The ork exploded into a bunch of tiny orks, and they stepped on the orkz.

"Good mission." said Commisar Sawako, their teacher and also commisar.

"Thanks." They said.

"Now get back to the base, we are going to ahve a party. THer is someone new I want you to meet."

TO BE CONTINUE.


Thursday, November 25, 2010

FANFICTION, HO! Part Two

HOKUTO NO PIGPEN Part Two
A First of the North Star/ Peanuts crossover by MidniteLulz

Fist of the NOrth star is copyrite Someone guy in japan who also made DBZ.
Peanuts is copyrite Charles Shulz

Herr Brown who was Charlie Brown except evil and in the furure, looked up at the shadow and frowned. 

"who are you?" he asked, holding his gun up.,

"My name..." said Joe Coolshiro, "is Joe coolshiro."

Joe Coolshiro was a big muscular guy in a torn vest only he was a dog with sunglasses.

"What." yelled Herr Brown.

Suddenly, JOe Coolshiro punched him in the face. "you are already ded" he said, and CHarlibe Brown's face expldoed.

"HOORAY!" said everyone, until Linus said "ha!'

"I am a spy! He yelled, and pulled out a bigger gun.

"Oh no! Joo Colshiro, help us!" they asked.

"I can't his gun is too big." said Joe Coolshiro, who was alergic to cool guns.

"I need my brother Kenshiro, he doesn't afraid of guns.
Then Kenshiro was there and he went super-sayain and killed Link.

"Hooray, we are saved!" said everyone, except sally who kild her self because her sweet bagboon was dead.

The end.

PS., The desert turned to sea, cause the sea is a desrt with its life undergorn. and a perfect disgus abov. THen everyone had food and wa happy cause theye were pirates.


Coming Next post:

WARHAMMER 40K-ON
SAMAURAI JACK'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

FANFICTION, HO!

GOD HOUSEKEPING: THE GRAND FINALE
A fanfiction by Midnitelulz

dbz is copywrite bandai. martha stewart is copyrite nobody cuz you cant copyrite people.

Chichi walked into the house and was very shocked to see her husband and her son having asex with all these pbeiple, especaily her guest martha Sterwrat.

:goku, that is not hospitality!" she cryed. "let me show you hospitaltiy >:) she grinned like that evil.

She undied her pants to revel a super-long mega-dildo taped to her forehead. "UR SUPERSAIYAN, BUT I'M SUPER-SEXAN' (lololol) she yeld, and headbut martha stewart in the face with her dong forehead face.

"arglblarg' said martha sterwar, because she had a dong in her mouth, and couldn't talk at all.

"okay, that's " said goku, and went supersaiyan 65 in her vagind. suddenly, someone else came in the room and it was vegeta, who glowed at goku and said "karkarrot kamiket karkat kakkkoro goku, you have to stop sex, there is great danger.!"

Oh no, "said goku, and he grabed martha sterwrat by the hips and aimed at the sky with his her.

"CUM-E-HAM-EHA!" he rored and shot web inside martha sterwat, who was blasted into the skky from the impolse. The evil was hit in the face with martha stwerat, who suddenly pulled out some potpurrri cannon and killed him with her it.

"good, we win." said krillin, who was dying from being hit by a car.

The end.

PS, then they used the dragon balls to have sex rorever.


Thrilling narrative, no? How about something different?

HOKUTO NO PIGPEN.
A Fist of the North Star/Peanuts crossover by MidniteLulz

Once upon a tiem, there was the peanuts gang, only they were in the future and it was very dark and gloomy because all the plants turned into desserts. The gang was dancing in the sand because schredder was playing his piano and they were trying to be happy, but all in the desert was only sadness.
"I wish we could have happy again" said Sally, who was hugging LInus, because he wes her sweet bagboon, but he wasn't really. He was a spy.

"The great pumpkin will save us!" said Linux. 

:No." said Peppermint Patty, his sister. Linus stared at her.

'you'll see, the great pumpkin will save us."

Suddely, charlie brown, the leader of the bad guys, came riding up on a horse or a motercycle.
"Giv me your foods." he said holind a gun in his hand.

"you blockhead, " said lucy, before Charlie brown shot her in the face.

"anyone else want to smart talk at me haed?" said Herr Brown, cause that's what he was calling himself cause he was evil now, and had a pointy helment.

"No." said linus.

"Yes" said Marcie, and charlie brown shot her.

"oh no" said everyone. they were very sadder because they would soon die.

Suddenly, a shadow appeared.

TO BE CONTINUED.


Need more ideas. I'm gonna burn through them all very fast at this rate.

Monday, November 22, 2010

GOD HOUSEKEEPING PART TWO

Good Houskeping Part 2
A Fanfioc by MidnightLulz

DBZ char copyright AKIRA something.

Marthat sterwat copyrithg herself


A green lgiht was in the door of Goku's house as goku and gohane fuckd marhta sterawtr.

"Hey can i join in? a voice asked them "sure" goku smiled.

Picolol, who was gokus frend and teacher, walked over behind goku and rubed his nipples

"oh, goku, you got so big" my picolo dick isbig ust thinking bout it"

he bent over goku and put it in his ass.

"oh, fels so good, " picolo said, thrusting in an out of goku's ass, savorying the feel of his tatih anus on his cock

gohan frowned and waltked over to picolo"
"i want to fucekd too, picolo so piclol smiled and groaned. he popped up another dick on his leg, and gohan started fucking on his ass.

Marthat stewerat touched herself and said "i want a big dick in me," so she went over to goku and started to hump his dick

goku grabbed her and pulled her close, and kisd her lips, n she smiled at him.

Just then, chichi came in the house"oh my god" she said, droping her laundry.

TO BE CONTINUE? :o:o:o

Look forward to part three, and an upcoming fanfiction as well!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

And Now For Something Completely Different (Slightly NSFW text)

The next bit of Jimmy Nikola requires some extra resources that aren't quite ready yet. As far as releasing the next part goes, the mind is willing, but my body just isn't ready. Page views have dropped to practically nothing, and for good reason, I suppose, since I haven't updated in any reasonable increment for a while now.

To remedy this, I have decided to start a meager quest. A little adventure, if you will. I will write the best fanfiction the world has ever seen, bar none. By best, of course, I mean worse. Also best. It's a quantum thing, you need at least 12 degrees to comprehend the nuances in my fan dreck literature.

I think I'll start off with the first part of this little gem, but if you want something specific, or perhaps to issue a challenge, come at me, bro.

Write in the comments with the comic/mango/animu/tv show/movie/WHATEVER that you want me to write fanfiction for. Crossovers are highly encouraged. The worst/most inconceivable, the better. Also, if you want any tropes or anything included, be sure to list those too.

Without further ado, here is my Desert Eagle Opus:

God houskepping
A fanfic by MidniteLulz

GOKU, GOHNA, CHICHI ARE COPYRIGHT THE GUY WHO MADE DBZ (SOME JAPANESE GUY). MARTHA STERWRT IS COPYRIGHT HER (LOL)

Goku chardged up his power beams ans shot them into the rocks. the rocks blew up and flew intodust and small rocks into the air and goku smiled. good, I am getting dstronger everye day"  he said, smilingly.

He flew over to gohan and said "my son, we muts go home now and have food for dinner, so the ye went. whent hey were flying, gohan dtouched goku's dick, and goku smiled at him. "I will teach you to be a man yet, he said, and rubbed gonans butt. they french kissed in midair, but they arrived home, and Chi-Chi was waiting outside.

"oh, goku, i was waiting. we have a guest. Her name is martha stwerat and she is a really good housmaker who will help us keep clean.

"sonds like somone to have sex with" goku smiled

Martha stewart was inside, making an Autumn Guoud stew for Goku and gohan.

"oh, hi, i am martha stewatr. you must be goku"

Goku put his finger on her lips and said told her to "shush". he took his cloths off, and she smiled at him.
"i have this beautiful ring of spring colors to decorate dyour boner, goku" goku smilled at her and went supersayin his pubac hair sprugn up and turned gold like the color of supersyain ahair, and it was long like SSJ3 (but gohan SSJ3 color, not Goku). Marthat stewrat smiled and bent over to suck on gokus' dick.

she licked his penis and stuck it into her mouth "OHG od thevt feels so good aornd my dick" goku said, grabbing her hair.

"marhat asteweart smiled around his dick and grabbed a roast turky paninnin she made and rubbed it all over his thighs. he moaded with extaxy.

"hey dad, don't cur me no slack" gohan said, and walke up bhind martha stwerats. He pulled his dick out and jammed it in her hot pusy.

"oh fuck me in the as" she said, screaming.

"gohan, fuck at same time as me" goku insturcted, and kissed Gohan with his tongue.

goku and gohan kisd each other not sa father n son, but as lovers, as they pentrated martha stewart in both ends.

Suddenly, a flash of green light appeared, and a shadwoy figure walked in the door. "Hey, can I join in?"

to be continue? :O:O:O

So, come at me bro. Give me your best shot for fanfiction ideas. I assure you, my body is ready.

Is yours?

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

THE ADVENTURES OF JIMMY NIKOLA: GENUFLECTION THE 17TH

[X] GET TO LOOTAN!

Oh man. You feel like a kid in a candy shop. I guess not so excited. You feel like a nerd in a nerd shop. That's exactly what you are, so the feeling is understandable. The excitement is almost palatable. You greedily snatch up a few things and jam them into your inventory. Your backpack is starting to get full, so on second thought, it would be best to probably only grab the things you need. But, actually, what do you need? You can think of things which would be practical, but there aren't many in this shop.

You suppose you could grab one of their cheap replica swords, but when it comes to Enhancing, you haven't a clue what would be effective. You look among the shelves. A warhammer model? You're not sure you can handle that much dakka. Maybe a rulebook? D&D Fourth Edition? Nope.avi. How about some dice? That seems like it could be okay, or absolutely terrible. Magic Cards... well, you were never that good at card games anyways.

You catch a sudden blur of motion out of the corner of your eye. You half-spin clumsily backwards, reaching for your sword, which is caught on your jacket. You attempt to make the gesture as threatening as possible, doing a kind of thrust with your left hip, which swings the blade a few inches. A man with shifty eyes and a long trenchcoat stands before you, holding his hands up in a gesture of non-aggression.

"Calm down sir, I am most certainly alive, yes?" He explains, in an accent which sounds vaguely european/middle-eastern/asian/irish/southern. Definitely one of those, you reason. He doesn't seem to be a threat at any rate, so you put your sword away. Well, a few more inches away. You'll have to work on drawing it.

"Who are you?" You ask.

He gives you a little bow, with a grandiose circular motion of his hand.

"Sneaky Pete, at your service, yes? I am a traveling salesman of merchandise of all shape and manner. You are most fortunate to have survived this ordeal, yes? You are rewarded with grand savings! Congratulations!"

You blink at him. He does not blink at all.

"Okay. Uh..." You're not sure if you can really loot with someone watching you. It feels like he's definitely judging you. This is your take on the situation, up until he starts sweeping armfuls of merchandise into a sack.

"Hey, what are you doing?! That's looting!" You hypocritize. He looks at you and smiles, before shoving more goods into the sack.

"No, no, it's okay. I own this shop. This is my shop, yes?"

"Yeah right! You think I'm gonna fall for that?"

Sneaky Pete smiles and holds up a piece of paper for your inspection. You take a peek. It's a rather official-looking deed. "DEED OF SALE - THIS BUSINESS HEREBY IS UNDER OWNERSHIP OF..."

The name is then crossed out rather severely in black ink, and "SNEAKY PETE" is written above it.

"..."

"You see? Clearly, I am the owner of the store, yes?"

"Sure. Okay. Sure." There's not much point in arguing with him.

"So, you are a customer, yes?" He asks. You don't have much money on you. Maybe 100 bucks total.

"I, uh. I guess so." you state blankly. 

"Well, take a look at my wares!"

....


To be continued... Big part coming in. Lots of work I gotta do to prep for it. Sorry for the delays.